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• Thu, Oct 4, 2007 8:00 PM

  Free Spirit
  
  Last night Joep & I were out working in the yard when Calvin suddenly sprinted for the house to go to the bathroom. He has this annoying habit of waiting until the very last moment before his bladder and colon explode before addressing that situation. It drives me INSANE.
  
  A few minutes later, I heard Calvin calling us and I looked up to see a half-naked 4-year-old standing on the front porch with his pants around his ankles.
  
  "MAMA? PAPA? CAN YOU WIPE MY BUTT?!"
  
  Joep took off for the house before anyone else in the neighborhood happened to hear this particular request and look out their windows to see our proud moment.
  
  He then told Calvin that it might not be the best of ideas to walk outside naked for various reasons. The big one being ticketed for indecent exposure. That shouldn't come until college. And even then, we don't want to hear about it, so he'd better have a good friend to front him bail money.

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